Xenophobe's Guide to the Scots

Innate instinctsA Scotsman likes to feel that, almost by instinct, he could guddle a trout (palm it out of the water) or gralloch a deer (disembowel it with his knife), even if he spends his day driving a bus or designing software. A kilty cover-upIf the Scots were to shed their seriousness, they would be noisier than the Neapolitans and...