That Coxom & Blondage Affair
Mark raised his eyebrows, you don't know the half of it, he further mumbled, more...
In a nutshellAn anarchic and bawdy rom-com stuffed to the gunnels with light humour, whimsical romance and several unsolicited cock pics.Out of the nutshellThat Coxom & Blondage Affair follows the picaresque adventures of Frankie Drake as he navigates the precarious world of Internet dating.In fact, down on his luck Frankie, having been so cruelly betrayed by his past lover, that semicolon bitch, now, in this all new and standalone novel, looks to move on with his little life. Of course, moving on with your little life is far easier said than done, and how exactly do you pull yourself together when you’ve been so cruelly betrayed; especially, by someone you thought you loved.That Coxom & Blondage Affair an alternative romantic comedy exploring love, lust and the kingly quality of trust!Please note: One: this work lightly parodies Fifty Shades...
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Mark raised his eyebrows, you don't know the half of it, he further mumbled, more to himself than in reply to Frankie. But listen up; because this isnt about me anyway; this is about you, about how you need to sort it out, yeah? This is all about you getting yourself a girl, and settling down, right?Frankie offered up a wistful kind of sigh, supping his pint as those heavily suggestive words immediately grated: settle down and never settle up. Tom Conrad, That Coxom & Blondage Affair //
That book which brought a new word into currency: coxom.buxom [buhk-suhm] adjective1.(of a woman) full-bosomed.coxom [cok-suhm]1.(of a man) full-cocked.Tom Conrad (that's me) is an original voice offering an alternative take on the rom-com. This latest comedy offers some nice lines and plenty of quirk. Admittedly, the plot in this bawdy... Frankie Drake, manboy, single, drinking and Internet Dating. What could go wrong OR right? It's been months since Frankie has had a date or let alone a relationship, especially after that Semicolon Bitch, Abbey Archer. Plus the Risk of Infection to save a former girlfriend and then trying to deny the Beast with three Backs while attending...
